2004: as Mister Wrongshoes. He never wears the right shoes. A still from the pilot.

August 2017. Selfie taken after a casting

As Sonny Daze D.J. Thames Television series. In the make up room at Teddington Studios.

Wrap photo. Last day at Ealing Studios. I am on the far left in the white opera scarf

No Time to Die – 2019 Matera

On set during tech run. In Essen, Germany, two hours before live broadcast to 6 million viewers.

Backstage pass, Pinewood Studios. Location assistant.

As Mister Wrongshoes. He never wears the right shoes. A still from the pilot.

Taken January 2017

Photo shoot for The Spotlight. November 2016:

The character, Harold Addington, disguised as the Angry Shepherd. Location, Camber Castle.

Photo used for The Spotlight directory, taken in November 2016

Botanical Garden in Madeira

Recording vocals for performers to mime to

With Bert Koch as Space Travellers in a fantasy, performed live and on film at Frankfurt Airport Terminal Two. 75th anniversary event.

2004: as Detective Dan Rat, who, with Mo Kat, is trapped in the opening titles of their own cop show, ‘The Thriller Men’, A still from ‘The Silent Treatment’.

Handelsblatt (this was in Focus magazine).

As Mr. Andrews, the hotel manager. With Nigel Barber, Joseph MacNab and Angela Christofilou

Performing on bass and lead vocal with Dr. Joe Joe at Woodfest, Hertfordshire

Harald Addington spying on the young detectives. One of many disguises

In a four-seater plane shooting footage of Camber Castle for ‘TAT – Tabaluga Abenteuer Team”.

2005: with Joel Edgerton and producer, Nick Barton.

Backstage, trying it on for size, backstage on the play.

Backstage at The Rivoli Ballroom, Brockley, SE4.

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As Enzo Moretti, drug dealer. Cast photo after shoot. With Chris Walker, Fiona Wade and Tony Nasnath

2004: as Jim Wonker. At the gym, he tries to look the part. A still from the pilot.

As the English Bobby for Hollywood producer, David Zucker. Filmed by Chelsea Fire station and Trafalgar Square.

No Time to Die – Hotel Porter

As Mr. Chicky. Polaroid from photo shoot. Chicky is a fast food chain in Innsbrueck, Austria.

1986: as host of Joey Valentino’s Cabaret Club. Cracking jokes, also singing and playing in the house band (here with Ken Steedman).

in rehearsal. Directed and devised by Hilary Westlake with David Gale. Lumiere and Son theatre company.

As Hopkins in ‘Simon and the Witch’. On location in Beaconsfield with Joan Sims, Nicola Stapleton and director, David Bell

No Time to Die – 2019 Matera

As Fred taken after the final performance. Lucy Kaufmann’s plays were performed in different venues and on the street.

December 2016: at Lewes Castle

1995: Photo shoot for The Spotlight

1987 – portrait of ‘Hopkins’. Closing credits photo

Roald Dahl’s Centipede in ‘James and the Giant Peach’. With Juliet Grassby-Lewis and Deborah Garvey

Photo shoot for The Spotlight

Directed by Hilary Westlake, devised with David Gale and cast. Lumiere and Son theatre company.

Deutsche Telekom’s promotional film. Directed by Ralph Loop in Hamburg

As the Street Musician for Hessischer Rundfunk. On location in Mainz

Doing real work on a stucco balcony, working from my own scaffolding tower

1984: in KGB Comedy Cabaret with Denzil Kilvington. Taken on set.

Lewisham’s Broadway Theatre used as location

Regency Gentleman at event. May 2018

The joy of spinach

As Clownface. Forever applying for unsuitable jobs. A still from the pilot.

The character, Harold Addington, in another disguise, shot at midnight, Rye Citadel, Sussex.

As the Tasteless Man. On set at SAT1 television studio

Two teachers dress up for their Christmas show. With Deb Kilvington

As Patient One. On set in former nuclear bunker, High Wycombe.

Backstage at photo shoot for Handelsblatt. (NB: the other photo was taken on set for ‘The Hotel Affair’ 1992 in Idstein, Germany)

2005 at costume fitting for “The Da Vinci Code” in Middle Temple, London

As ‘Hopkins’ in ‘Simon and the Witch’ for Children’s BBCtv.

Nate Bunce, the mean farmer in ‘The Fantastic Mr. Fox’.

Cuckmere Haven near Beachy Head

Waiting in my trailer.

The character, Harold Addington, disguised as the Italian Cyclist.

Wrap party. Sunset in Rye, East Sussex . June 2010

Taken with an iPhone

At the Olympic Games, London with Tony Grossi

As Dr. Ignatiusz,, inventor of The Lukretian Flyer.

Taken during the show at The Lee Centre, SE13. With John Standeven and Peppino Finaldi

Wearing the kilt given to me by my father (my grandmother was born in Edinburgh).

With Cliff Richard, backstage in Bochum, Germany. My bare bottom made its debut television appearance.

Near El Medano, Tenerife.

As Detective Dan Rat with Mo Kat. ‘The Thriller Men’ are trapped in the opening titles of their own cop show. A still from ‘The Silent Treatment’ pilot.

November 2016: Session with Lewis Ziolek for new Spotlight photo

In performance with the band, Dr Joe Joe

2004: Mr. Wrongshoes takes off his improbable footwear. He is one of several characters I conjured up for this more or less silent sketch show pilot.

Photo session for The Spotlight

As Detective Dan Rat, who, with Mo Kat, is trapped in the opening titles of their own cop show, ‘The Thriller Men’, A still from ‘The Silent Treatment’.

Photo shoot for The Spotlight

Harald Addington, here dressed as a Pirate, with young detectives and director, Diana Feil.

The Spiv. Devised by Denzil Kilvington.

Performing with the band, Dr. Joe Joe on the street by Brockley station