Roald Dahl’s Centipede in ‘James and the Giant Peach’. With Juliet Grassby-Lewis and Deborah Garvey

Deutsche Telekom’s promotional film. Directed by Ralph Loop in Hamburg

Near El Medano, Tenerife.

As Mister Wrongshoes. He never wears the right shoes. A still from the pilot.

Photo shoot for The Spotlight

Two teachers dress up for their Christmas show. With Deb Kilvington

Lunchtime. A very young Felicity Montague, Caroline Stubbs, Denzil Kilvington, and Professor Alec Buchanan, now of Yale University.

Backstage pass, Pinewood Studios. Location assistant.

1984: in KGB Comedy Cabaret with Denzil Kilvington. Taken on set.

As Enzo Moretti, drug dealer. Cast photo after shoot. With Chris Walker, Fiona Wade and Tony Nasnath

Taken during the show at The Lee Centre, SE13. With John Standeven and Peppino Finaldi

As Detective Dan Rat with Mo Kat. ‘The Thriller Men’ are trapped in the opening titles of their own cop show. A still from ‘The Silent Treatment’ pilot.

The character, Harold Addington, in another disguise. Hastings Castle.

Nate Bunce, the mean farmer in ‘The Fantastic Mr. Fox’.

1987 – portrait of ‘Hopkins’. Closing credits photo

2005: with Joel Edgerton and producer, Nick Barton.

2005 at costume fitting for “The Da Vinci Code” in Middle Temple, London

Harald Addington, here dressed as a Pirate, with young detectives and director, Diana Feil.

Photo shoot for The Spotlight

Photo shoot for ‘The Spotlight’

Wearing the kilt given to me by my father (my grandmother was born in Edinburgh).

Backstage at photo shoot for Handelsblatt. (NB: the other photo was taken on set for ‘The Hotel Affair’ 1992 in Idstein, Germany)

Botanical Garden in Madeira

August 2017. Selfie taken after a casting

As the English Bobby for Hollywood producer, David Zucker. Filmed by Chelsea Fire station and Trafalgar Square.

Photo shoot for The Spotlight. November 2016:

2004: Mr. Wrongshoes takes off his improbable footwear. He is one of several characters I conjured up for this more or less silent sketch show pilot.

Waiting in my trailer.

As Detective Dan Rat, who, with Mo Kat, is trapped in the opening titles of their own cop show, ‘The Thriller Men’, A still from ‘The Silent Treatment’.

Regency Gentleman at event. May 2018

The joy of spinach

Directed by Hilary Westlake, devised with David Gale and cast. Lumiere and Son theatre company.

Performing with the band, Dr. Joe Joe on the street by Brockley station

Taken January 2017

Photo session for The Spotlight

Wrap photo. Last day at Ealing Studios. I am on the far left in the white opera scarf

No Time to Die – 2019 Matera

No Time to Die – 2019 Matera

Photo session for ‘The Spotlight’

With Bert Koch as Space Travellers in a fantasy, performed live and on film at Frankfurt Airport Terminal Two. 75th anniversary event.

In performance with the band, Dr Joe Joe

As Hopkins in ‘Simon and the Witch’. On location in Beaconsfield with Joan Sims, Nicola Stapleton and director, David Bell

The character, Harold Addington, in another disguise, shot at midnight, Rye Citadel, Sussex.

As Clownface. Forever applying for unsuitable jobs. A still from the pilot.

1986: as host of Joey Valentino’s Cabaret Club. Cracking jokes, also singing and playing in the house band (here with Ken Steedman).

2004: as Detective Dan Rat, who, with Mo Kat, is trapped in the opening titles of their own cop show, ‘The Thriller Men’, A still from ‘The Silent Treatment’.

Recording vocals for performers to mime to

As Mr. Chicky. Polaroid from photo shoot. Chicky is a fast food chain in Innsbrueck, Austria.

As the Tasteless Man. On set at SAT1 television studio

Photo session for The Spotlight

As ‘Hopkins’ in ‘Simon and the Witch’ for Children’s BBCtv.

As Patient One. On set in former nuclear bunker, High Wycombe.

in rehearsal. Directed and devised by Hilary Westlake with David Gale. Lumiere and Son theatre company.

As Mr. Andrews, the hotel manager. With Nigel Barber, Joseph MacNab and Angela Christofilou

December 2016: at Lewes Castle

The character, Harold Addington, disguised as the Angry Shepherd. Location, Camber Castle.

As the English Bobby for Hollywood producer, David Zucker. Filmed by Chelsea Fire station and Trafalgar Square.

As Fred taken after the final performance. Lucy Kaufmann’s plays were performed in different venues and on the street.

With Cliff Richard, backstage in Bochum, Germany. My bare bottom made its debut television appearance.

Presenting this TV commercial. A clip of my other Argos commercial is in the ‘Showreel’.

In a four-seater plane shooting footage of Camber Castle for ‘TAT – Tabaluga Abenteuer Team”.

At the Olympic Games, London with Tony Grossi

2019 Matera

1995: Photo shoot for The Spotlight

As the Street Musician for Hessischer Rundfunk. On location in Mainz

Wrap party. Sunset in Rye, East Sussex . June 2010

As Jim Tatler M.P., fascist leader from ‘Back to Front’ by LIvestock Theatre Company. Directed by Deb Kilvington.

As Sonny Daze D.J. Thames Television series. In the make up room at Teddington Studios.

November 2016: Session with Lewis Ziolek for new Spotlight photo

Performing on bass and lead vocal with Dr. Joe Joe at Woodfest, Hertfordshire

Backstage, trying it on for size, backstage on the play.

Doing real work on a stucco balcony, working from my own scaffolding tower

Photo used for The Spotlight directory, taken in November 2016

Photo shoot for The Spotlight. November 2016:

Cuckmere Haven near Beachy Head

2004: as Mister Wrongshoes. He never wears the right shoes. A still from the pilot.

As Hopkins the butler. On set with Joan Sims at BBC Television Centre, London

Handelsblatt (this was in Focus magazine).

No Time to Die – Hotel Porter

2004: as Jim Wonker. At the gym, he tries to look the part. A still from the pilot.